Care Package

Wednesday, April 28 2004 -- Filed under: — Carmon @ 10:58 pm

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I got a huge care package from my friend Laura D. today. My children had just been complaining how boring our mail has been, and this morning the Federal Express truck drove up with a treasure trove from our friends. There were homemade cookies, CDs (I’m listening to John Rutter’s “Gloria” as I type), old craft magazines, pretty pink and white china plates, yarn and even a book from my wanted list. The best part, of course, was one of Laura’s long, handwritten letters.

One of the goodies in my box was a 1950s booklet called Easy Hospitality. It has menus and recipes for different occasions: “Family Reunion~Plain and Plenty,” “Midnight and a Full Moon,” “The Sewing Circle Listens to the Opera.” One of my favorites is “Picnic When Mother Has Had a Hard Day.” Here’s the menu, “entirely done by the men of the family”:

Chicken and sliced tongue with pickled onions
Garlic French bread
Stuffed tomatoes
French dressing
Macaroons
Vanilla ice cream
Black cherry sauce
(and, of course, ice cold Coca-Cola)

Don’t you want the recipe for the chicken and tongue? Here it is:

1 can whole chicken
1 14oz. can sliced tongue
dash tabasco
2 T. mayonnaise
1 bottle cocktail onions

Place chicken on serving platter, arrange sliced tongue around it. Chill in refrigerator until needed. Drain brine from onions; combine with Tabasco and mayonnaise. Place onions around meats, spoon sauce over all. Yields 8 servings.

Doesn’t that make you long to return to the good old days of the 1950s? We usually take sliced lunchmeat (turkey is the favorite) and cheese, with fixings for sandwiches, grapes or other fresh fruit, chips and homemade cookies. If you were going on a picnic this weekend, what would you take?



The Now and the Not Yet

Tuesday, April 27 2004 -- Filed under: — Carmon @ 10:07 pm

New additions to the Prairie Muffin Manifesto:

26) While they often may feel like they have split personalities because of the many hats they must wear, Prairie Muffins do have their feet firmly planted in two worlds: the now and the not yet. In the now, they must deal with the realities and disappointments of everyday life, praying for daily wisdom and walking by faith, not by sight, as God providentially directs their steps. In the not yet, they strive for the biblical ideals by which they determine the direction of their lives, understanding that they may fall short of these ideals as they struggle with their flesh and their circumstances, but trusting that God will honor their humble obedience with a more mature faith and the blessings that come from both the struggle and the obedience, in this life and in the next.

27) The letter “P” at the beginning of their names should be the only similarity between Prairie Mufffins and Pharisees. Never should the Prairie Muffin haughtily pray, “Thank God I am not like that…fill in the blank.” Rather, she should always say, “There, but for the grace of God, go I.” This is not to say that obedience to God’s law is not important, however. Prairie Muffins gratefully accept the yoke that Christ places on them, and they seek to have the mind of Christ with the godly perspective which sees the burdens of our Lord as truly light; He is the One who gives us strength to carry those burdens, and He is even the One who carries them.



Old Favorites

Monday, April 26 2004 -- Filed under: — Carmon @ 11:13 pm

Steve took the four youngest boys to the California Railroad Museum for a birthday celebration for our little guy who’s turning five tomorrow. They saw giant, shiny restored locomotives impressively displayed and played with a huge toy train set-up. Later they went to McDonald’s for Happy Meals and fun at the PlayPlace. I asked my 6-year-old what was his favorite part of the day. “Hmm…the hamburger!”

While the boys were gone, the girls and I enjoyed our little vacation from the wild Indians. We went out on the deck and read poetry, wrote in our journals and sketched pictures. I hadn’t opened my journal for a long time. I’m one of those people with good intentions about writing regularly in a journal, trying to make it lovely with poems and quotes and drawings, then my good intentions get neglected in the never-ending onslaught of life’s realities, which cannot be ignored. So my journal suffers whiplash from repeatedly being ignored, then restarted, then ignored and restarted, ad infinitum.

Last year I posted a list of my pet peeves. In my journal I found a list I compiled about my favorite things. There are no raindrops on roses or whiskers on kittens, but there is plenty of saccharine. If anyone wants to share their own list of favorite things, they are welcome to leave it in the comments, then print it out and stick it in their own neglected journal. For posterity’s sake.

CARMON’S FAVORITE THINGS
A new bar of soap
Email
A personal letter (thanks, Laura D.!)
A package delivered by the UPS man (he knows us so well, he waves at us on the highway)
The smell of a new book
An empty laundry basket
A hot shower
Flowers from my husband
Freshly-mowed grass
Libraries
A full night’s sleep
Children playing quietly together
Pizza
A made bed
Thrift store clothes that don’t look like they are from the thrift store
Young girls with sweet faces
Chubby babies
The moment right after a baby is born
Hugs
Spring and fall
The first few days of a vacation
Reading the news in the morning
Talking late with my older children
Old movies
Finishing a project
Old-fashioned handwriting
Children’s books



As Lovely as a Tree

Sunday, April 25 2004 -- Filed under: — Carmon @ 10:39 pm

Now that April is almost over, I thought I should mention that it is National Poetry Month. I was inspired by Cindy’s rapturous enthusiasm for Shakespearen sonnets and Seussian rhyme, to obediently observe this fabricated ritual. Hope springs eternal, according to poet Alexander Pope, and so, eternal optimist that I am, I present more wonderful poetry for your perusal, hoping against hope that it won’t be met with the same chilly silence such experiments have garnered in the past.

Before I dose you with your poetry pill, here’s a little bit of sugar to help the medicine go down. Actually, it’s a bit of vinegar, cynically but humorously proposing anti-Poetry Month as an antidote to the annual attempt to make poetry appealing to the lowest common denominator:

As part of the spring ritual of National Poetry Month, poets are symbolically dragged into the public square in order to be humiliated with the claim that their product has not achieved sufficient market penetration and must be revived by the Artificial Resuscitation Foundation (ARF) lest the art form collapse from its own incompetence, irrelevance, and as a result of the general disinterest among the broad masses of the American People.

The motto of ARF’s National Poetry Month is: “Poetry’s not so bad, really.”

Well, it’s true…it’s not so bad. That doesn’t mean that there’s not a lot of poetry that stinks, though the bouquet is in the nostril of the sniffer. Yet poetry as an elegant form of communication has much to admire. Here’s some for you to admire, from Wendell Berry. I found these three poems in his Collected Poems, 1957-1982. I selected them from a section of his work which he dedicated, “To my mother, who gave me books.”

The Lilies

Hunting them, a man must sweat, bear
the whine of a mosquito in his ear,
grow thirsty, tired, despair perhaps
of ever finding them, walk a long way.
He must give himself over to chance,
for they live beyond prediction.
He must give himself over to patience,
for they live beyond will. He must be led
along the hill as by a prayer.
If he finds them anywhere, he will find
a few, paired on their stalks,
at ease in the air as souls in bliss.
I found them here at first without hunting,
by grace, as all beauties are first found.
I have hunted and not found them here.
Found, unfound, they breathe their light
into the mind, year after year.
.

The Way of Pain

1.
For parents, the only way
is hard. We who give life
give pain. There is no help.
Yet we who give pain
give love; by pain we learn
the extremity of love.

2.
I read of Abraham’s sacrifice
the Voice required of him,
so that he led to the altar
and the knife his only son.
The beloved life was spared
that time, but not the pain.
It was the pain that was required.

3.
I read of Christ crucified,
the only begotten Son
sacrificed to flesh and time
and all our woe. He died
and rose, but who does not tremble
for his pain, his loneliness,
and the darkness of the sixth hour?
Unless we grieve like Mary
at His grave, giving Him up
as lost, no Easter morning comes.

4.
And then I slept, and dreamed
the life of my only son
was required of me, and I
must bring him to the edge
of pain, not knowing why.
I woke, and yet that pain
was true. It brought his life
to the full in me. I bore him
suffering, with love like the sun,
too bright, unsparing, whole.

We Who Prayed and Wept

We who prayed and wept
for liberty from kings
and the yoke of liberty
accept the tyranny of things
we do not need.
In plenitude too free,
we have become adept
beneath the yoke of greed.

Those who will not learn
in plenty to keep their place
must learn it by their need
when they have had their way
and the fields spurn their seed.
We have failed Thy grace.
Lord, I flinch and pray,
send Thy necessity.



A Day Late and a Dollar Short

Saturday, April 24 2004 -- Filed under: — Carmon @ 10:16 pm

Yesterday was Will’s birthday. Shakespeare, that is. You know, the guy who practically invented the English language using nothing but a goose quill. At least, he gets credit for coining a number of words and phrases, some of which he borrowed from others. Now nobody remembers those other guys, but Will is still THE Bard, over 400 years and counting.

I’ve been running around like a chicken with my head cut off, so I didn’t get a chance to acknowledge the important event yesterday, but I wanted to make sure to mention it before another day got away from me.

I read someone’s quip yesterday, asking why Shakespeare used so many clichés. Everyone knows that a good writer avoids clichés like the plague, which is why I’ll never make the grade as a great writer. I do know how to enjoy good writing, however, for which I ought to get some credit, considering that the overwhelming number of trashy books that are published is evidence that not many people would know good writing if it bit them on the…

My children and I celebrated Shakepeare’s birthday by reading a Leon Garfield retelling of “The Taming of the Shrew,” and many parts had my children in stitches (”…and so the courtship proceeded, sweet as vinegar, and gentle as a raging sea: she the wind, and he the mariner fighting to contain her blasts.”) Later, we had a tea party, using our Sadler English teapots with scenes from the Battle of Agincourt and the English Civil War, munching daintily on blueberry scones. I read them an article about Shakespeare’s contributions to our language, and my daughter regaled us with some Shakespearean insults.

In honor of the greatest writer of all time, I will share a few of the choicest insults with you. You may want to copy these down…you never know when they might come in handy.

“I do desire we may be better strangers.” ~As You Like It, act III
“Were I like thee I’d throw away myself.” ~Timon on Athens, act III
“You are as a candle, the better part burnt out.” ~Henry IV, Part I, act II
“Go thou, and fill another room in hell.” ~Richard II, act V
“She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.” ~The Comedy of Errors, act III
“But he has not so much brain as ear-wax…” ~Troilus and Cressida, act V
“I can never see him but I am heart-burned an hour after.” ~Much Ado About Nothing, act II
“More of your conversation would infect my brain…” ~Coriolanus, act II
“His face is the worst thing about him” ~Measure for Measure, act II
“Her beauty and her brain go not together.” ~Cymbeline, act I
“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!” ~Timon of Athens, act IV
“Direct thy feet where thou and I henceforth may never meet.” ~Twelfth Night, act V
“What fools these mortals be.” ~A Midsummer Night’s Dream, act III

I want y’all to pinky swear that you will never use any of these insults on your husbands or I’ll revoke your Prairie Muffin licenses!

And now I must away…adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow :^).


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