A Fence or an Ambulance?
A Fence or An Ambulance
by Joseph Malins (1895)
Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,
Though to walk near its edge was so pleasant;
But over its terrible edge there had slipped
A duke and full many a peasant.
So the people said something would have to be done,
But their projects did not at all tally;
Some said, “Put a fence around the edge of the cliff,â€
Some, “An ambulance down in the valley.â€
But the cry for the ambulance carried the day,
For it spread through the neighboring city;
A fence may be useful or not, it is true,
But each heart became brimful of pity
For those who slipped over the dangerous cliff;
And the dwellers in highway and alley
Gave pounds or gave pence, not to put up a fence,
But an ambulance down in the valley.
“For the cliff is all right, if you’re careful,†they said,
“And if folks even slip and are dropping,
It isn’t the slipping that hurts them so much,
As the shock down below when they’re stopping.â€
So day after day, as these mishaps occurred,
Quick forth would these rescuers sally
To pick up the victims who fell off of the cliff,
With the ambulance down in the valley.
Then an old sage remarked: “It’s a marvel to me
That people give far more attention
To repairing results than to stopping the cause,
When they’d much better aim at prevention.
Let us stop at its source all this mischief,†cried he,
“Come, neighbors and friends, let us rally;
If the cliff we will fence we might almost dispense
With the ambulance down in the valley.â€
Oh, he’s a fanatic,†the others rejoined,
“Dispense with the ambulance? Never!
He’d dispense with all charities, too, if he could;
No! No! We’ll support them forever.
Aren’t we picking up folks just as fast as they fall?
And shall this man dictate to us? Shall he?
Why should people of sense stop to put up a fence,
While the ambulance works in the valley?â€
But a sensible few, who are practical too,
Will not bear with such nonsense much longer;
They believe that prevention is better than cure,
And their party will soon be the stronger.
Encourage them then, with your purse, voice, and pen,
And while other philanthropists dally,
They will scorn all pretense and put up a stout fence
On the cliff that hangs over the valley.
Better guide well the young than reclaim them when old,
For the voice of true wisdom is calling,
“To rescue the fallen is good, but ‘tis best
To prevent other people from falling.â€
Better close up the source of temptation and crime
Than deliver from dungeon or galley;
Better put a strong fence round the top of the cliff
Than an ambulance down in the valley.








February 11th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Excellent explanation, Carmon!!
Now if only we could get Henrietta Hughes to understand this poem…..
February 11th, 2009 at 6:02 am
Great poem; amazing that it was written in 1895 yet holds so much applicability for today. Is this in one of your compilation poetry books?
February 11th, 2009 at 6:26 am
Brilliant!
Glad to see this post, Carmon, I’ve missed you!
February 11th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Back to wonder…. if this situation is not one of those paradoxes of life where we have to do both? or all?
February 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
awesome!
February 11th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Unfortunately the author wrote this in support of prohibition (of alcohol). I guess misapplication of a good principle doesn’t render the principle void. And a good poem is a good poem.
February 11th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Ha, Laura, I certainly wouldn’t agree with prohibition in principle or practice
. But not knowing that when I posted it (having found a couple of lines from it in Phillip Longman’s book, The Empty Cradle), I did find it an interesting conundrum; and Dana, I think both the ambulance and fence are important, though the ambulance is far less necessary if the proper fence is in place. Kind of like the principle in God’s law of putting a fence around the flat rooftop still has many applications today, though we no longer live (in our culture) with a flat roof, no?